A sorted chronicle of warped hilarity from a wanna-be chef (stressing the 'wanna-be') as I navigate the waters of a new relationship, 'step-children' and god willing my shrinking bottom.
Friday, 16 April 2010
Step One
Well, I have completed step one of my transformation - I actually got out of bed and went for a walk at 5.45am! Yeah me! I had a quick trot around the block and even managed to jog - people sleeping may have awoke in terror thinking there was an earthquake - not to worry, just me running!
How to describe Blubber & Lard:
intelligent (most of the time); kind (all the time) but mostly in a constant state of uncertainty, flux and utter befuddlement.
What more needs to be said?
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